Don't get me wrong, I like high-quality kitchen appliances as much as the next girl (and I actually know how to cook, zing!) but when I'm thinking about what influence I want to have on the young married life of my closest friends, I'm thinking less "KitchenAid" and more "marital aid."
the Ryder butt plug
the Laya Spot vibrator
At one wedding I heard tell of a couple who, after getting married, gave every couple they knew a sex swing for their nuptials.
So the question is this: do I go for the pink hand mixer or the pink vibrator? The NFL Team tailgate set or the Fleshlight?