Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Vampire Blow Jobs!


Really! Via Perez Hilton (thanks, K!) my pals over at Fleshlight have come up with a new product for the gay, vampire loving set: Count Cockula.

Apparently Fleshlight is working to help out some of those guys who have what Dan Savage calls "impossible fetishes," like wanting to have sex with a giant woman, or a centaur, or, apparently, a vampire. There's even a photo gallery to get your blood pumping (har har) over the hot, vampire fantasy.


Not a gay guy? Don't worry--there's a vampire toy for you too, called Succu Dry. From the product description:
Succu Dry’s unique Vampire mouth opening isn’t for the faint of heart. This exclusive Undead pale sleeve color is made from the same patented Real Feel Super Skin material that’s made Fleshlight the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. The amazingly detailed vampire mouth and fangs beg you to drive your wooden stake deep inside. To ensure an experience all its own, Fleshlight developed a brand new inner texture for the Succu Dry called “The Fang.” This intensely stimulating texture has dozens of tiny fangs that will gently bite at you until you’re drained of every last drop. Quench your lust and prepare for the ultimate vampire fantasy, but beware, this can will suck you dry!
Yikes. For the bargain price of $44.95, Succu Dry or Count Cockula can be yours.

3 comments:

Amasea said...

This is the same toy, but with a different picture on the can, right? Or am I missing something?

Go-To Girl said...

yeah, i noticed the same thing. usually the fleshjack (the ones for gay guys) look more masculine in the mouth, but this one looks exactly the same.

Goose said...

Wow, the pictures of all the dudez with beer cans on their bits is really something, isn't it!