Monday, April 09, 2007

Q: Why is Texas so f-ed up? A: Watch this video.

Yes, friends, in Texas one could not buy any of the toys I have reviewed on this site without referring to them using veiled, innuendo-laden language of "educational models" and "personal massagers." Except for the Aneros, because apparently, under Texas law, the anus is not a sexual orifice so you can go 'n put anything ya darn well please up in there.
How's that, cowboys?

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