Saturday, March 10, 2007

Go-To Girl Gone Wild!!

It's true, readers: I'm going to Official Spring Break on behalf of a Certain Condom Company that I cannot name lest I reveal both my and its identity. Let it be said, though, that I will take photographs of the biggest fratty douchebag asshole and the drunkest dirty sratty slut I can find and post them for your viewing pleasure. Luckily my staff will be on hand to distribute condoms to these people and prevent them from reproducing.
As for me, I'll be staying in The (only) Gay Hotel which I hope will offer some sort of refuge from the Gone Wildness.

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