The privileges of being on GTG's GoogleChat list:
Monica: I have some news on the going dtown front.. too
me: ohh!
let's hear it
Monica: Working at work!
me: i know
it's novel
4:53 PM Monica: He said it makes him gag
me: oh give me a break
Monica: he is able to control it
me: like having a cock in your mouth doesn't make a girl gag?
Monica: but its hard for him
and I laughed
said exactly that
me: you should remind him that the gag reflex is actually inside the throast
not on the tongue
Monica: he did attempt to go down on me
4:54 PM after our chat
but it was short and not great
me: well, i can guarantee you that you can look forward to a relationship w/o cunnilingus
Monica: But damn the sex was good
I know
me: that wouldn't be tolerable to me
Monica: There is not a single thing I would change about him
me: but it's your call
4:55 PM Monica: except for that
I know
He is making an effort
4:56 PM kinda cracks me up
me: sounds like he's making an effort to get you to say,
'don't worry about it'
Monica: hahahah
Maybe I should be more forcefull
4:57 PM really ask him to work on it
me: i think it's fair
Monica: that its important for our sex life
me: as dan savage says, oral sex comes standard
and any model that comes without it should be returned to the lot
Okay, gang. Really. Oral comes standard. Any make or model that comes without it should be returned to the showroom.
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